Step into a whirlwind of swords, scheming, and surprises with The Lady Demands Satisfaction! From April 9–11 at 7:30 p.m. and April 12 at 3:00 p.m., watch as a young maiden with zero fencing experience faces off against a cast of eccentric characters—including a milksop suitor, a disguised servant, and a very confused Prussian fencing master—to protect her inheritance. With a domineering aunt, a picky lawyer, and farcical twists at every turn, this comedy promises laughs and unexpected endings for everyone. Tickets are $25. Info: Yadkin Cultural Arts Center (336) 679-2941.